gross

fat-free sugar-free
chai latte... in case you were
wondering: not good.

alternatives

should be studying
but 4-walled office can't stop
internet shopping

Holy fuck it's hot
Should've stayed at sterile work longer
and yes, I know this really isn't a haiku, but I saw the word 'COOL' on my computer and was compelled to click.

Fuck y'all with central air. Seriously.