family gathering

despite brain-wracking
none of us have figured out
who those two guys were

I cannot wait 'til
the phrase "Sunday Hangover"
is not redundant

justification

floofy martinis
are much more palatable
when they are five bucks

big city, big problems

so how can i host
dad's visit if he can't walk
on shiny flooring???

someone post haiku
i'm sick of seeing my last
at the very top