all my friends away.
so am i expected to
entertain myself?

laundry mishap

i was probably
due. once every ten years
it has to happen.

i ran a chapstick
through the dryer. at least it
wasn't red this time.

hi-cool blog dying
sorry for my gross neglect
let's be prolific

Cat bites are painful
but surely much better than
googling ex-loves

october snow brings
near thirty-hour afternoons
ready for football?